LOL A SONG ABOUT PERSIFLAGE

PWNED

I just watched Eddie Murphie , the vampire, open a wine bottle with his fingernail.

That was so fancy.

People make me feel like that wolf. Mondayz *eye rollz*. It's not Monday.

Also, I realize I'm not the only dirty, dirty pervert.

The Debate Rages On

Katie:ALL DA GURLS AT DA PAWTY LOOK AT DAT BAWDY

Katie:Jessica just told me it's "All for You" by Janet jackson

Me:hahaha

woah

it is

Shakin' that thing

Like I never did see

Got a nice package alright

Guess I'm gonna have to ride it tonight

Katie:hahahahaha

Me:Don't try to be all clevercute, or even shy

Don't have to work that hard

Just be yourself and let that be your guide

Katie: what the hell is clevercute?

Me: hahah

Katie: and if you have to try, doesn't that make you not so clever?

Me: Janet Jacksonese

that's the point

she doesn't want him being all clevercute

she wants his own personality to be his guide

Katie: so she assumes he isn't clever?

Me: god damn it, Katie

she just doesn't want him trying too hard